Sunday, October 9, 2011

HHPP

"Dave, all my sisters had to get married, don't let me down." I still hear my dad telling me this when I was a teen. It seemed everytime I went out with someone; I heard this in my head. It did the job and there are no fatherless kids running around, and I married the girl of my dreams by choice.

It was funny to hear one of the pastors say the same thing last week only in a more shocking way. HHPP!

Be Humble, be Holy, and keep your Pecker in your Pants! I think if the Pastor had said that in the church I grew up in, half the congregation would have fainted, and the other half would have held a meeting to vote him out! Maybe one of the reasons I like Eastlake Church is that they don't major on the minor issues in the Bible; no legalism there. No sharks there.

But then this he week, he crossed the line, when talking about the first 3 chapters in Genesis about the creation of a perfect world, then ruining it by creating....cats. As a cat lover, I must say he's gone too far ;)

If you have a hole in your heart and you have no life, God can fill the hole and make you whole so you can Know life!

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