Seratonin and Oxitocin

"Side effects include dizziness, nausea, itching, sleeplessness, bad breath, bad hair days, swelling, E.D. and in some instances MAY CAUSE DEATH. "

Every other TV commercial these days, seems to have a fix for some problem, "but ask your Doctor if this prescription might be right for you." I don't know about you, but I don't want those side effect, especially a bad hair day!

But check this out; the Bible tells of prescription that if taken consistently, can help with the following list. Additionally, medical studies done over a ten year period of time involving more than 1000 couples have confirmed the results . Here is a partial list of side effects:

Lowers stress levels
Lowers risk for heart attack by more than 50%
Lowers risk of stroke by more than 50%
Virtually eliminates the "raging hormones" emotional side effects of both PMDD and PMS
Speeds up metabolism for weight loss for an extended period of time
Helps you to live a longer healthier more fulfilling life
Builds up immune system
Builds confidence
Activates the "feel good" serotonin levels
Reduces many mild depressive symptoms
Releases Endorphins that help minimize headache, migraines, and general bodily pains
Reduces Osteoporosis
Helps with insomnia
Helps you to lose weight without having to change your diet or adding additional exercise.


Wow! What a partial list of benefits; must cost an arm and a leg! Actually, it's priceless, but does require a little time involvement typically around 1% of a 24 hour day. While it can be taken everyday, it's more important to be consistent every few days as the beneficial residuals decrease as days go by, much like a "runners high" but better.

Some, but not all of these benefits can be as a result of working out at a gym or jogging several days a week. Franky, many people don't have the time or energy for that type of commitment. That's why this Biblical prescription covers so much more with so much less of a time investment yet the results can last a lifetime. The caveat is that you have to be married to fully enjoy these benefits, or there can be serious consequences.

What is it and where do I sign, can it be filled at Walmart for less than $5?

This prescription is...unprotected sex!

Add in addition benefits of balanced ph levels and more balanced hormone absorption aand the newly discovered oxitocin (not oxycontin!) from skin to skin contact-the biggest reason why pajamas are "of the devil."

Even Men's Journal reports that the most important piece of exercise equipment one can have is... the bedroom.